Last Saturday a Rotary Club of Stirling convoy compromising the catering van, barbecue trailer and Stirling Business Association trailer departed the depot at Stirling East bound for the Stirling Oval to assist with the Women’s Tour Down Under bicycle event.
 
Progress was thwarted at the oval when it was deemed that the van was too big to pass through the only open gate and the other access point was chained and securely padlocked with no key available.
 
Undeterred, two suspects bearing a striking resemblance to our president and a well known IT guru soon demonstrated their skill at bypassing security and saved the day.
 
It may have been a coincidence but shortly thereafter a large contingent of SA’s finest descended upon the van seeking a person of interest by the name of Greg!
 
But who could resist a snag and a vegetable burger? Any indiscretions were soon forgotten.